Old people. They sure are good at complaining. Oh, and also destroying the world and blaming it on young people. So here's a shirt featuring a total dirtbag, and some of his total dirtbag sayings.

If you're not too busy yelling at clouds, now you can rock one of these amazing Midlife Crisis long sleeve tees. The perfect shirt to wear while complaining about avocado toast, safe spaces, and inclusiveness.

The ultimate hardcore tribute - printed on a classic Champion long sleeve tee in navy blue with an embroidered Champion crest on the wrist. Champion only makes long sleeve tees up to 2XL, so if you're a bigger dude, hit me up for a special (non-Champion) order!

• Initial run of 50
• Direct to Garment printing
• 100% cotton
• 5.2 oz Super heavyweight long sleeve tee
• Printed on Champion